I’m off to see the Wizard
August 29th, 2007Off to see the Wizard
Some of you remember the Wizard from Glass Notes in the earl 90’s. Wow , I thought that crusty old goat was dust. I never learned as much as when I went to see the Wiz. I ran into the old codger last week & he is as bizarre as ever. Jumped my act for not staying in touch. I told him I went to see him & they told me he split & didn’t leave a forwarding address. Well, grab onto this, the Wiz laid the whole story on me over blueberry smoothie at Whole Foods . It seems two cats knocked on his cave door up on the mountain & said “we’re from the government & we are here to help you” . Well we all know that’s a crock of bat guano. It seems the wiz had been occuping a environmental sanctuary for a special kind of bat down around Austin. they claimed the ole cat was endangering the bats & were going to fine him 5000.00 a day if he didn,t restore the cave to pre-Wiz habitation conditions. And move out as in NOW. The wiz told them he sold the guano for fertilizer & finance cleaning up the caves. As far restoration was concerned the bats could do that them selves. To escape the bat lovers & the EPA maniacs as he calls them, he loaded up and bailed out for parts unknown that very day. two hours after the bat lovers left The Wiz was history. He really got torqued when I told him they had bull dozed the hillside & built condos. Then they made the bat cave itself a posted sanctuary (tourist site). I told him about the Golden proportion Guide plane & the Zirconia masking we were working on. He gave me his new address (secret ) & told me if I wanted to get to work & present the material right he would help me out. dealing with the Wiz can be a real trip & you got to listen up or he will burn your ears off for being a “sorry a$$ “, acting as stupid as a Horned Toad on a freeway at rush hour orn some other thing. I will keep you posted on the”education progress ” . I just wanted to let you know the WIZ IS BACK !!!! later Jim